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lizard enthusiast, hockey enjoyer, tweet deleter, devils + sirens fan, bad take factory, abuser of jester’s privilege🤌🏼 (not sarah nurse)
she/her - NEW JERSEY
Joined May 2012
- trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me
- apparently this woman who is convinced she’s being raptured tomorrow sold her house on facebook marketplace & the girl who bought it was like “just so yall know i’m not giving her house back when she doesn’t get raptured” lmao
- i love sha’carri bc not only is she the best runner in the world (yes, including usain bolt, their 100m dash times are less than 1 second apart & she is only 5’1” while he’s 6’5”) but she does it in fishnets & full glam with her hair down & nails done
00:00Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextThere are 3 active females with better or equal record - Elaine Thomson - 10.54 Shelly-Ann - 10.60 Shericka Jackson - 10.65 Source: worldathletics.org/records/all-ti… Shelly-Ann (1.52m) is shorter than Sha'carri (1.55m). Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelly-An… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sha'Carri… Shelly-Ann is also known for glamorous wigs and make-up. Source: popsugar.com/beauty/shelly-… - surely there was another way to word thisStars are pounding Bussi but can't finish.
00:00 - this is how i found out there’s a global series going on right now…. the nhl sucks at marketingThe hometown kid Filip Forsberg gets some big cheers from the crowd 👏🇸🇪
- between olandria’s mom being pissed at her for being oblivious & nic’s mom being horrified at her son having sex on tv i can’t help but stan… their families are made for each otherNic’s mom scolding him abt having sex in the villa 😭 #loveislandusa
- the cup patch being on the same side as the C to make room for a sponsor is so fucking hideous it is actually pissing me off
- both johnny & matthew’s wives are pregnant. this is the saddest thing i’ve ever heard.
- other teams using security camera footage for their entrances when they play the rangers is the best bit this website ever came up withHere for some evening hockey. 😎
00:00 - Replying to @tronsshmediumconsidering he has a 9 foot stride & i included their 1 foot 4 inch height difference in my tweet, i stand by my statement
- calls women “females”











