lucky luke
4,225 posts
i wanna see all my friends at once
- Replying to @animeterroristwish i’d tweeted it. literally was going around saying it at karaoke last night. a friend hates him and had me psychically manifest it.
- i saw this at 10 years old and thought julian casablancas was the hottest man in the worldProbably the best chorus of all time
00:00 - Replying to @heirofsorrowsgood end: 🪷 true end: willie nelson. gonna be a big late summer for dudes wearing bandanas.
- Replying to @fanonomenonthis was my last relationship. the amount of internalized transphobia and misogyny these ppl feel comfortable airing out to u bc they see you as a guru who help them work thru it (he ended up detransing and going full right wing after i broke up w him lol)
- Replying to @_thieniesocialism is about me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
- don’t let me hit the weed after a fun hang bc i’m gonna walk home like this
- 52 y/o overweight hvac repairman wedged in my ceiling: hey buddy can you tell my helper to come up here? i think i’m stuck in the duct. me [heard “stuck” and got so hard i got nauseous]: yeah for sure manmy brother is complaining that porn ruined the concept of “being stuck”
- wdid if someone i’m into is lovebombing/negging me in like a legit personality disorder type way but they’re really hot and cool and popular? i learned nothing from my last relationship btw
- there is no more beautiful a combination of words than “gay guy”









