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Patches O’Houlihan
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Patches O’Houlihan
@sondraa
chain restaurant enthusiast // IG: sondratelarroja
- Nothing like 4 divorces and 6 engagements to find out you’re the problemAfter 4 divorces and 6 engagements, Jennifer Lopez says she won’t be getting married again — she’s choosing herself from now on 👀
- Does the kid on the right have parents? Is he related to them? I have no clue about their life storyI’m laughing uncontrollably at this shit
- Luigi Mangione turned 26, got kicked off his parents insurance, saw how shit insurance is and then killed the CEO of United Healthcare
- Eat shit Karen!Going home with a signed bat from Bader
- How much help do the Dodgers need?
- Pedro Pascal when he has anxietyDarting your chicks box with a Phillies flat brim on is insane
- Replying to @sondraaMy mentions: 1) magas thinking this is my trans coming out announcement 2) people who think I actually wore a vest to look older 3) people who think I’m an organ donor from Hawaii named McLovin 4) people quoting Superbad
- Today is for herI think about her every year
- How can you not be romantic about baseball
