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Chillionaire

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Chillionaire

@sommilionaire

You dealin' with the baddie, of course Oh, you dealin' with the boss 🎶

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Joined September 2018

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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
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This Democracy Day, I published my long-form thoughts on the Special Seats Bill and the Cycles of Decades-Long Delay on Gender Sensitive Legislation in Nigeria. medium.com/p/the-nigerian…
Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
Jun 11
Part of my plans this year was to so more article writing and etc. Now I have this new Medium page and the first article that I planned to publish tomorrow for Democracy Day. Guess who now has cold feet😭
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
Aug 25, 2025
Nobody eats pork as a means of transportation.
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
Oct 6, 2024
“What church do you attend?” “I’m Catholic.” “I’ll like to invite you to worship in my church. It’s a Bible-Believing church.” As per in my own, it is Seven Books of Moses we believe in🙄
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
May 30, 2025
This is a testament that God is Good🥹
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
May 11, 2024
Buhari woke up one day and HE banned the use of Twitter because he didn’t like stuff said about him. Please , go outside and eat grass like the cow you are.
Oṣóyínká 🪔
@sledge_baba
May 10, 2024
If what most of you're saying is true, then voting a woman as the president of a country is not so safe🌚. Wake up one day, start war with neighbouring countries and blame it on period 🤭.
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
May 16, 2025
She really said:
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
Apr 28, 2025
‘Nigerian discourse’ ahhhhhhh😭 Mummy Zee!!!!!!!!!!😭😭
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The Butcher
@inglorious_bat
Apr 27, 2025
Femininity isn't about cooking ugali at 2 am for your man. Keep this Nigerian discourse away from KOT please
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
Jun 2, 2024
Congrats oh but where e wan see am give you before?😂🤣
Just Eniola 💜
@JustEniola01
Jun 1, 2024
Someone asked, “how did you do it ?” 🤭 Me: I didn’t charge 500k at talking stage. Happy new month.
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
Mar 26, 2025
First thing tomorrow morning, go and drop your CV.
𝑻𝒔𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒚𝒆—𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒓 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒈𝒖𝒆 🏆
@_Osasu__
Mar 26, 2025
Love is actually a beautiful thing but Dammit, Love Hurts! I absolutely understand why a lot of people are scared to indulge in it 😔
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
Jan 13, 2024
Somebody whose sister died had to trace the murderer all the way to Sierra Leone, apprehend him and hand him over to you people. What did you do with him?? But you want us to believe you’ve been “working on it”. Hell is not hot enough for all of you; enablers and tools alike.
Prince Olumuyiwa Adejobi
@Princemoye1
Jan 13, 2024
Pls let the family members or you relate with us codedly. Let them reach out to me on my personal line, and drop a msg there. We have been working on it, but we need some info. We will try our best possible to emplace all necessary measures to rescue them unhurt. But we need to
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
Mar 9, 2024
My fav part of this testimony isn’t the job. The top candidates had already been picked. But one person got a higher paying offer and moved. God didn’t have to ‘rob’ another person to ‘pay’ me. He didn’t bless me at another person’s expense. He settled both of us. A win-win🥹❤️
Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
Feb 16, 2024
Sweet result on Tuesday Job offer on Friday🥳😭
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
Apr 28, 2024
“The hustle is for mama” but you cannot cook for her. Ndị mgbu.
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
Apr 11, 2024
The thing about public holidays is that you’re not compelled to observe them. You can go and open shop. What the law expressly forbids you from doing is to compel your employees to work. That being said, go and open your office and sit inside. Alone.
Adewale Yusuf
@AdewaleYusuf_
Apr 11, 2024
Nigeria is too poor to have these many public holidays.
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Chillionaire
@sommilionaire
Apr 5, 2024
Oghenefejiro, which one are you auditioning for, Wife or housegirl?
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