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Daniel
@somedanielguy
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United Kingdom
Born June 16
Joined February 2018
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    Cardi looks like she’s about to go watch people fight for 46 billion won
    Cardi & Offset at Paris Fashion Week today.
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    Reminder that mashallah and inshallah are not ‘Muslim’ words, they are Arabic words. Arabic speaking Christians also use these words
    I’m Christian but the Arabs went so crazy with the mashallah, inshallah, astaghfirullah etc nothing hits like that in English 😭
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    Fat bastard look at your wrist
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    Dad is using UberEats for the first time and he asked me if it’s same day delivery
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    I just googled deworming and apparently past the age of 2, humans should be doing it every 6 months…
    Yesterday,a patient walked into the pharmacy with complaints of abdominal pain and an urge to vomit 🤮. The pharmacist asked him when last he dewormed himself and said it’s been years . He was prescribed vermox to use . He took the medication last night and woke up this morning
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    The need to “deworm” may vary depending on geographic location. The CDC has advised against healthy Americans taking deworming medicine (absent physician advice). youtu.be/TOd2P6DxgLk?si…
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    Routine deworming in adult humans is only recommended in high-risk professions and endemic areas. There is no need for adult humans to routinely deworm if this doesn’t apply. sciencefocus.com/science/worms-…
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    Dad WhatsApped me a video of a white man speaking Lingala and eating fufu I asked him if anyones ever shared videos of him speaking English and eating sausage rolls
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    Replying to @pvrpleglttr
    At this point any worms in me are my niggas now
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    “Okay class today we will be talking about slavery and the impact it had on the black community”
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    Replying to @centimilia
    I’m still not doing it idc
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    *Me being angry cause my team lost* Her: At least you still have me Me: x.com/Bomboclaato/st…
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    The MUTV commentator called Modric the Grandmaster and Camavinga and Tchouameni his 2 servants 😭😭😭😭
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    I’m in church and the pastor just prayed for a Saka hattrick
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    So we all know who we’re voting out next yeah? #LoveIsland
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    Harry Pinero flirts like he ain’t got a family at home 😭😭