home is where you trust the toilet seats
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- sorry I didn't text you back, i was pretending i didn't see it and ended up actually forgetting 💔
- parents be like "i know my child" LMFAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- never in my life have i heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume
- Unfortunately I am a repost & retweet warrior, I repost everything.😭
- adults hate the truth, so they call it disrespect 😭.
- my music taste is so random but it only caters to me, don’t pass the aux 😭
- if girl's scissorsing each other gives them pleasure then we must agree no d*ck is small.
- ned nwoko, what a guy! he hear say tiwa savage don lower her standards, he rush create space for him marriage.
- a hoe’s logic leaves her husband because he’s cheating messes around with a lot of men because she wants to enjoy her life realized she’s getting old and wrinkled decides to settle with a married man to cover her shame number one african bad gyal 👍"I don't know... maybe I can be a second wife. I could be a second wife." - Tiwa Savage
00:00 - until you address me directly, you do not have a problem with me, you have a problem with yourself.
- why do parents bust in your room like they want to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents
- God, these women no rate us o. so uber driver planned robbery with two men just to steal 8k from you. so 3 thieves go share 8k, kon use their fuel drop you for house 🤣🤣🤣 eight thousand tinubu naira 😂
- the worst part of being a good listener is that people get creeped out by the information ive retained about them just from listening.
