my bf forced me to play smash with him, didn’t teach me the controls and just beat the shit out of me for 2 rounds
socdarling 🇨🇦🎀🔆
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- “if this bomb i strapped to my chest will kill me, why is everyone else in such a panic?”
If tariffs hurt the US, why is the president of Switzerland in such a panic? - men be like “oh you think men are dangerous? guess men won’t protect you from all the dangerous psychotic men out there” and think they’re owning youSorry ladies, you're on your own. 🤷♂️ Welcome to the jungle.
00:00 - why do trumps fat retarded fans wish i was as fat and retarded as them and their fat retarded cult leader
Meet Jennifer Ripper, a teacher at Semper Elementary School in @JeffcoSchoolsCo. She's very sad that the sh**ter missed. Any comment @JeffcoSchoolsCo?- this is why it takes the average man 40 minutes to take a shit“But-but-but where are the vegetables??” - All the gays cried in unison
- it’s so fucking crazy that these people say shit like this after electing jeffrey epstein’s best friend to the presidency. TWICE.Replying to @aniobrienIt affects us all. It was the enemies test to see what we would tolerate.
- mfs saying “this is why women can’t be cops” like we didn’t watch a male cop empty his mag into an acorn last weekWoman approached her front door with a gun in hand, unaware of what would happen next
00:00 - here it is! pink for girl, blue for boy, and white for a pure union under god. happy pride month, straight people!
- if you told me these were the same person i would believe you and never think about it again
Just hours after the bridge collapsed. FBI - accident Mayor - accident Governor- accident Biden regime - accident. Me - thanks, now I’m positive it wasn’t an accident.- the people who want to end lgbtq rights are homoerotic fanfic posting again 😔😭Replying to @BrandonSnass and @USA_PollingWhat are you talking about? Trump and Vance are in peak shape! Owning the Libs!😎
- twitter/tiktok really cancelled and doxxed these girls for being weebs i cant with y’all
