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@so_osin
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    @so_osin
    Sep 14, 2022
    Police planted drugs in my Uber. Asked me to pay 50k, I told them it’s not possible because I have asthma + I did a drug test recently and I have my results with me. They let me go but kept on saying “if we wan set you up, we go set you up, all that one you Dey talk. Na English”
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    @so_osin
    Jun 9, 2022
    Replying to @ArtificialSteez
    No need for English, loyalty don’t come with option boxes. You’re either in or you’re joking.
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    @so_osin
    Feb 21, 2025
    Fuck, everyone in lagos is so pitchy. Me wey I just dey try chill, next thing “I am trying to build…” Baba chill 😂
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    @so_osin
    Sep 14, 2022
    Replying to @so_osin
    Everytime I’m out late and I get stopped by police, the first thing I do is dail my dad or girlfriend, just so someone else knows where I am and what’s going on. I’m more afraid of the police than the so-called dangers of the night. Actually, they are the danger of the night.
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    @so_osin
    Sep 14, 2022
    Replying to @so_osin
    The other guys were arrested because they had juju with them. Nigerian police are not your friends.
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    @so_osin
    Sep 14, 2022
    Replying to @so_osin
    Y’all seem to really like police stories. One advice is to turn on your phone touch and search with them whenever they search your car. That way all of us go dey discover the drugs.
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    @so_osin
    Sep 14, 2022
    Replying to @so_osin
    They didn’t listen to me, they started pushing me to their van. All the while I kept on saying read the gaddam thing, he looked at it but unfortunately reading and writing is not a skill that is required to join the NPF. I got to the van and then their Sherlock took the spray
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    @so_osin
    Jul 3, 2023
    I met a girl. + we were up all night making this dress.
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    @so_osin
    Apr 13, 2023
    We met at work, she was the boss’s EA. One day in the cafeteria, she asked why I was eating by myself (our first conversation). +she wanted me to do some design for her business, she asked me to dinner as thank you. We are still having dinner.
    Really Oh GIF
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    Inari NOT Briana .
    @inaribriana
    Apr 10, 2023
    Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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    @so_osin
    Sep 14, 2022
    Replying to @so_osin
    One time I almost got arrested for carrying a mouth spray. They searched me and found a mouth spray in my pocket. You could see the joy on their faces because they thought it contained something illegal. I told them it was just mouth spray to keep my breath fresh.
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    @so_osin
    Sep 14, 2022
    Replying to @so_osin
    Read it and said, “why you Dey use mouth spray? Fine boy like you Dey get mouth odour”
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    @so_osin
    Sep 14, 2022
    Replying to @oramsdey
    Oh oh, I actually don’t have asthma or any drug test, I just said what I had to say to get home alive.
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    @so_osin
    Sep 14, 2022
    Replying to @bendile121
    I knew that some very unfortunate person would have something to say. You didn’t disappoint.
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    @so_osin
    Mar 27, 2024
    FaceTime 🙈
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