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@slvppy
chase a bag, chase yo dreams, chase no hoe β€’ turn on notis! @roobet
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Joined January 2022
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    this is what i mean when i say β€œwe outside”
    ken carson is literally me at every function
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    netflix be like β€œdamn y’all love this show? imma cancel it”
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    would’ve started saving money in kindergarten if i knew life was gon be like this
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    β€œare you ok?” no bro i open and close the same 3 apps everyday
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    girls don’t even be shoppin, they just walk around touchin clothes sayin β€œthis is cute”
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    she really turned around like β€œy’all see this mf?” 😭
    A bank teller laughs when seeing man with knife wanting to rob bank
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    having your youngest child walk behind everyone in a post apocalyptic world is insane 😭
    This shit was absolutely insane the first time I watched it.
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    when the scholastic book fair open? i ain’t have the bread for it back then but i can go crazy now
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    Massive crack in Antarctica ice shelf grows 11 miles in only 6 days
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    cussing at school then stopping when i got home was my first mastered skill
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    β€œokay now go tackle the judge”
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    finally dated all 12 zodiac signs, feeling like thanos