I had a friend and her boyfriend over for a weekend and they threw their towels on the bathroom floor like I was a hotel
betty
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- Coffee shop that’s WiFi password is “lovepeople” just kicked out a homeless man for using their trash can
- whoever has my voodoo doll can you put aquaphor on her lips
- So irritable I almost just asked a stranger why the fuck he’d wear that hat
- Replying to @HOWDYBlTCHOkay this is so validating bc I’ve wondered for months if I’m being a neurotic bitch. Smart to have that boundary
- Yesterday I had a man ask me to come over because he had “just dropped off his girlfriend at the airport.” I declined and politely tried to catch up via text. I asked what was new in his life and he responded with ultrasound photos and a quote “baby girl coming for us in May!”
- My ex boyfriend found a nude of me on the internet and petitioned to get it removed to protect me. Anyways we’re back together
- The horniest man I’ve ever met looked just like this“I don’t think you can handle me” …..😐
- Replying to @1192GuiltyPleaThat’s what was crazy about it.. he was already on his way walking out when he said it
- Thinking about the time my best friend blew our high school class president’s boyfriend and the girl asked her to coffee to chat through it
- When you think you’re getting lucky but I start talking about intersectionality
