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- I met Hasan Piker once. He offered me a scoop of ice cream, but when I reached out to take it, he took it away and started doing tricks with the ice cream and a long rod. He kept offering it, then faking out. I never got my ice cream. Do not trust this man
- Replying to @OmegaInfinitumI bet this feels good as fuck for the rebar tho
- We’re on levels of LinkedIn posting beyond your wildest imagination
- The purpose of art is to elicit an emotional response in the viewer
- Toy Story is a classist tale that “punches down,” portraying Sid (rough childhood, definitely getting molested) as innately evil for his creative treatment of inanimate objects. Andy, meanwhile, is lauded for forming cherished memories around consumer brands
- Tears streaming down my face, pointing a loaded shotgun at my devoted wife of twenty years “DO IT! PROVE YOU DIDN’T HAVE THE IMPLANT! SAY THE N WORD!” She stares at me blankly. “I’m sorry, I cannot complete that request”
- Replying to @slurplebrainedIncredible things are happening on these streets
- “Well, what even IS a twink!? That used to mean something, y’know. It was an established male archetype. But you look at this twinks now, and it’s like, bloody hell! Thirty-six year old men! Steroid users! Actual fathers!”
