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John Hyslop
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John Hyslop
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I don't care where you're from, what you look like or how much money you have. If you like to bet games, we could hang out every day. @NoVig @Pikkitsports
- Told my wife we make too much to get the stimulus this time so now she gets to humble brag to her friends about how rich we are and I get $2800 to bet on basketball. Everybody wins.
- Buddy, I've been gambling everyday for 20+ years. It's all I think about and I still haven't gotten addicted so I doubt it's happening.
- Gambling is only an addiction if you're losing. If you're winning, it's called a revenue stream. They don't tell you that in school.
- The average doctor makes $250K a year. We could make that today if we just lock in and hit a parlay. All that school for nothing.
- If you bet just one $10 parlay that pays $200K every day this week and lose all 7, you'll only be down $70. If just one wins, you'll be up $199,940. The math is on our side.
- Today could be the luckiest day of your life. Only one way to find out. Gambling.
- True gambler's mentality. Have to respect it.Calvin Ridley "more motivated than ever" at Jaguars camp: "Ready to get back whatever I lost" nfl.com/news/calvin-ri…
- There are over 300 college basketball games today. If you can't put together a parlay that pays the GDP of Guam, you need to take a hard look in the mirror. Be somebody.
- Most 401Ks return an average of 5-8% per YEAR. You could return 500% TODAY by putting your entire balance on a +500 bet. They don't teach us this in school.
- Just called. What kind of "gambling help line" doesn't give picks? Total waste of an hour.1-800-426-2537
- If you're not working on a +3587643 NFL parlay right now, you don't want it bad enough. Be somebody.
- Ippei Mizuhara allegedly placed 19,000 wagers between Dec. 2021 and Jan 2024, according to the Department of Justice. • Average Bet: $12,800 • Winning bets: $142 million • Losing Bets: $182 million • Total Losses: $40 million The DoJ says he never bet on baseball.
