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Today I released my debut album and I couldn’t be more proud. The link is in my bio. Please stream and share it far and wide, it would mean the world. 🖤
S.LIZ
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S.LIZ
@slizagna
unreliable narrator. musician. skeeball champion. earth worm rescuer. stream my album alt: @slizbutsecret Venmo: slizagna
- resume tips I have learned as a recruiter at a fortune 100 company (targeted towards college students), a thread:
- woman: aw he’s so cute me: thanks he’s a rescue my boyfriend: stop telling people that
- “what if your mom had aborted you” then I wouldn’t be having this stupid fucking conversation
- me waiting for the gynecologist after they told me to undress from the waist down 20 minutes ago
- People told me I was racist and that I should kill my self over this one
Y’all ever got chewed up by Twitter ? If you did what was it for?😂😂😂 - I don’t know exactly what my fiancé is doing at his bachelor party but there are signs
- “I would love to get tattoos but my parents would kill me” you are 25. please go get a tattoo and then go to therapy.
- every time I send an email with no exclamation points I am just a tough lil guy. so stern. so brave.
- I love icebreakers they really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is while I don’t listen to anyone else at all
- Decorated this tiny nook at the top of my stairs and have yet to use it because the space is always occupied
- every time I write an email I think: “you need to be professional. no smiley faces. no exclamation points. use big, smart words. you are so so brave” and then I’ll get a reply from some 60 year old VP named Mike that’s like, “thx. have a gr8 wknd! Get Outlook for iOS”
