*Tony Romo drinking with his friends*
Romo: I think your wife is going to leave you.
Friend: What?
*phone on table starts buzzing*
Romo:
Friend:
Romo:
Friend: Goddamnit
SLC Dunk
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SLC Dunk
@slcdunk
Covering the Utah Jazz on SB Nation.
Salt Lake City, UT
Joined February 2009
- RealityWho's beating this team?
- Not just any fans. Donovan Mitchell stayed after to meet and greet with the family of the Ogden mayor who lost his life in Afghanistan. Our hearts go out to them and thank you, Donovan, for giving them some reprieve tonight.Moments after the @utahjazz home victory, Donovan Mitchell spent time signing autographs for fans. #ThisIsWhyWePlay
00:00 - Look at that kid. That face: “I’d do it again if I had the chance.”So me and my wife had been saving up to pay for our @Utah_Football tickets in cash. We pulled our money out yesterday to pay my mom for the season... Well we couldn’t find the envelope until my wife checked the shredder. Yup. 2 year old shredded $1,060.
- Jazz fans to Hayward: you could’ve had a statue. Donovan Mitchell: Hold my beer.
- Rookies that have scored 27 points or more in their first two playoff games: Donovan Mitchell ... ... that's it.
- Imagine clowning on Rudy Gobert because he got emotional when talking about his mother. Imagine being *that* guy.
