slayer
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slayer
@slayerisgood
- tfw when you come home drunk and your mom asks if you're drunk pic.x.com/JUfh0So9Jp
- you can grab literally any two white dudes off of a college campus and stand them next to each other and i’d believe it’s 21 pilots
- overheard my work crush say she can’t date coworkers anymore so i put my two weeks in today
- i left my heart with my juul in my center console
- *dad voice* I work DAY and NIGHT to put weed on the table for this family
- The World Is A Vampire and I Am No Longer Afraid To Be a Rat in a Cage
- so ur telling me a banana creamed in this pie
- jobs that require bachelors degrees should not be allowed to pay less than $20/hr
- A good friend will send a text if they know you’re feeling down. A better friend would call. But the fish, the fish will already be in the tube
