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ilan 💫
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i miss the buffalo beauts every day of my life
- goalies are literally just big catsme jumping into bed as illustrated by Dustin Tokarski
00:00 - i could never be a WAG bc my man would come home from a game and try to fuck and i’d be sitting on the bed like nuh uh it’s time to talk about the power play
- they call it too many players instead of too many women because there's no such thing as too many women
- mitch marner iced coffee i don’t know what you’re talking about honey video
00:00 - imagine being a goalie and u get scored on in like a nasty little top shelf deal and then troy bolton starts serenading you personally i’d quit.
- on spencer knight: this is why it’s never wise to assume why someone has sought help without their confirmation. that said, OCD isn’t more moral to seek help for than drug addiction, so framing it as if this is somehow “better” is incorrect & lacks compassion
- this pride shit has gone too far what’s next. the buffalo gaybres? craig transderson? theyton krebs??? JEFF SKINNER??
- first jewish captain in nhl history 💞 today is a good day
- guys can i be honest i don’t think it’s funny to be graphically sexual about real people on public accounts. that’s all
- brad marchand’s pr team is absolutely having the worst night of their lives rn
- l’shanah tovah! tweets like this stigmatize judaism and being a jew in the nhl. no one would take, say, nick foligno and tweet “if i marry nick foligno do i have to be catholic”. which is because we accept christianity as the “norm”. please just leave jewish people alone.
