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I forgot to get an internship when I was 17 now everything in my life is like this
cameron burger
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cameron burger
@slameronburger
I don’t make the rules I also don’t know the rules wait can I not buy a practical canvas tote bag here
- trying to write a cover letter is suuuch a baffled king composing hallelujah moment
- all day long I wonder and wonder about big questions like “what do I look like”
- being on public transit in a foreign country feels like ur a character from a high school french textbook
- "you cannot use any of your last 8 passwords" go to hell!!!!!!!! I only know 6 words!!!!
- hanging out with my friends costs $23 but it sure is fun
- they tried to trick me into thinking the most boring people I have ever met personally were cool at wesleyan university
- the feminine urge to pay a hairdresser $200 to ruin your day
- accidentally got pricked by the ugly thorn of jealousy when I was rambling through the rose garden of life 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
- Wesleyan juniors will be like “come to my high rise!! I’ll cook for us!!” and then chop the garlic like this
- ladies quiet down.. the two smartest men in america are talking and they are definitely forming full sentences
