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Ashley White | Chicago Esthetician
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Decent skincare advice most of the time ✨ PR + Collabs: [email protected]
- my camera roll when I take my iPad back from a toddler
- The Lyft app said my driver was deaf and/or hard of hearing. I signaled “thank you” when I got out the car and he rolled his eyes.
- accidentally ate shellfish last night and my ex stabbed me with my epi pen with a little too much force
- So did Breonna except she was killed in hers.
- I am rich. What’s not clicking?
- How do you build a 3 bedroom house and go “yup. one bathroom will do it!” ?
- In honor of International Women’s Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.
- I used to do this because I was really looking for stuff to steal.The girl that starts cleaning the house at the end of the party, is the girl you cuff
- Lil Nas X: “can’t nobody tell me nothiiiiiing” every toddler around the globe: “I felt that”
- if Faye don’t flap them life rafts together and tell Fez what’s going ON
- Replying to @skinclasshero5 stars. I love disgruntled people.
- upgrade a man’s skincare regimen then watch him treat you like the help








