PinnedThomas Martin@skalamanderJun 6, 2023Replying to @IsabellaIsMoody and @isabellarileyusYes. I also have a big nose. Congratulations on possessing at least one of the five major senses.1515373711K11K121K121K
Thomas Martin@skalamanderJun 6, 2023Replying to @IsabellaIsMoody and @isabellarileyusWeird flex for someone married to child.4646969610K10K205K205K
Thomas Martin@skalamanderJun 6, 2023Replying to @IsabellaIsMoody and @isabellarileyusAh, yes. I'm bitter like quinine while enjoying this ratio.1111553K3K37K37K
Thomas Martin@skalamanderDec 14, 2024Replying to @prod_1oI'm not big into branding, but it should be called an X-ecution.131327271.4K1.4K32K32K
Thomas Martin@skalamanderJun 7, 2023Replying to @joalex79_ and @isabellarileyusShe gets extra for Pride month.44337467467K7K
Thomas Martin@skalamanderFeb 3, 2025Replying to @MeidasTouchIt's hard to believe it's not willful malice.202014114171171116K16K
Thomas Martin@skalamanderSep 20, 2023Replying to @TheRightCantMisuse of unrelated cat. Minus five points.3553556.7K6.7K
Thomas Martin@skalamanderJul 14, 2024Replying to @socialistdogmomI think I'm going to take up counterfeiting because the secret service is going to be very busy with a bunch of tweets for the foreseeable future.22212133033019K19K
Thomas Martin@skalamanderDec 15, 2024Replying to @YIMBYLANDThe constellation Orion embarrassed the governor of Maryland on Twitter recently.221127427419K19K
Thomas Martin@skalamanderMay 9, 2023Replying to @cvelas11 and @isabellarileyusCandace Owens regularly parrots white supremacist talking points.55111781786.6K6.6K
Thomas Martin@skalamanderMar 5, 2023Replying to @BasedMikeLeeSo he didn't say those words? Or is it because @RollingStone translated to English from the original German?221501509.7K9.7K
Thomas Martin@skalamanderMay 6, 2023Replying to @kenklippensteinI'd change my outfits a lot, too, if one was this.17217213K13K
Thomas Martin@skalamanderMay 4, 2024Replying to @mattkatz00Oh. A different use for this.11771281287.3K7.3K