turns out if u treat sex like a rhythm game it gets way more fun like immediately
CONTRA
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CONTRA
@siscontra
seattle zone / 32
Joined January 2024
- she takes me here and im shaking with excitement. she tells me to get on my knees. i cant contain my joy. i am shot in the back of the head
- a polyamorous relationship can be between just two people if you're plural enough
- ummm so it turns out iโm actually a very heavy sleeper ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ตโ๐ซi wanna be somnoโd so fuckin bad but also idk if i could stop myself from being so giddy and giggly about it to keep the illusion that im asleep
- above all you have to find a girl who will let you be really fucking weird about her. nothing else matters
- now i'm not saying this applies to every situation. but it turns out the solution really is to just become poly and start fucking all of your friends
- i trick myself into doing self care by framing it as something that will make me a more useful toy. like im back on my moisturizing routine exclusively bc i wanna make sure every part of me is soft and pleasurable for whoever uses me
- holding my stuffies a lil too tight is a regression indicator
- i wanna be somnoโd so fuckin bad but also idk if i could stop myself from being so giddy and giggly about it to keep the illusion that im asleep
- first base is sex second base is holding hands third base is sharing music with each other fourth base is clothes shopping
- microdosing my normie roommates on age regression by giving them little bites muffins
- i just. i love being Useful. i love to feel like i am of Service. im a doll in need of commands most of the time i think
- heartbreaking: aspiring sex toy develops self respect and agency
