I cant believe the Techno-Quackity duo is called prey duo, when they couldve been Alex Squared the whole time
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eyereen โโขฬ ๐ฝโขฬ โ ๐
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- Thinking about the two Technoblade quotes that absolutely changed my life: โItโs not time wasted if you had fun.โ โThe key to being confident was just to fake it. FOREVER.โ Best pieces of advice Iโve ever gotten. The moment Iโm old enough, Iโm getting the first one tattooed.
- ranboo just getting adopted and only knowing enderman language, so techno just sits with him every night with flashcards, teaching him englishโ only thingโ hes an english majorโ so he just teaches ranboo words like โplethoraโ and โaquiverโ, so 5 year old ranboo talks like a nerd
- I want to go on twitter and declare we were getting techno crumbs today. I want to be in livechat, counting down until the stream starts. I want to tweet every mcc team announcement that โTechno will be in this oneโ. But i cant and i hate it so much. I dont want him to be gone.
- TECHNOBLADE HAD A CAT??? NAMED PUMPKIN????
- sbi au where mumza is the boys daycare teacher and the moment they met her, they instantly knew they wanted her as their stepmum. mumza: hello, i will be taking carโ tommy: MY DADZA HAS A LOT OF MONEY mumza: huh ๐ wilbur: AND NO WIFE techno, quietly: but hes looking
- Kidnapper: i have your son. Phil: which one? Kidnapper: uhh he wont stop talking about bombs? Phil: do you have any idea how little this narrows it down?
- coincidentally, techno and ranboo are literally the same ppl. i see why philza minecraft.
- Read your summer reading: โโโโโโโ Read multiple 100k word fics in one sitting: โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
- I just know God is quaking in his sandals right now.
- Techno was probably excited to see twitters reaction to how he took the anti Technoblade meme from a couple months back and made it canon in dsmp. This sucks so much, he had so much planned.
- Still canโt believe Technobladeโs been gone for 20 days now. Still feels unreal sometimes. I miss him a lot.
