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eyereen โ‚โ€ขฬ€ ๐Ÿฝโ€ขฬ โ‚Ž ๐ŸŽ—
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thank you technoblade โค๏ธ || pfp by @Clint_Oriel || always technotwt also state smp
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Joined May 2020
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    I cant believe the Techno-Quackity duo is called prey duo, when they couldve been Alex Squared the whole time
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    Thinking about the two Technoblade quotes that absolutely changed my life: โ€œItโ€™s not time wasted if you had fun.โ€ โ€œThe key to being confident was just to fake it. FOREVER.โ€ Best pieces of advice Iโ€™ve ever gotten. The moment Iโ€™m old enough, Iโ€™m getting the first one tattooed.
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    ranboo just getting adopted and only knowing enderman language, so techno just sits with him every night with flashcards, teaching him englishโ€” only thingโ€” hes an english majorโ€” so he just teaches ranboo words like โ€œplethoraโ€ and โ€œaquiverโ€, so 5 year old ranboo talks like a nerd
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    I want to go on twitter and declare we were getting techno crumbs today. I want to be in livechat, counting down until the stream starts. I want to tweet every mcc team announcement that โ€œTechno will be in this oneโ€. But i cant and i hate it so much. I dont want him to be gone.
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    sbi au where mumza is the boys daycare teacher and the moment they met her, they instantly knew they wanted her as their stepmum. mumza: hello, i will be taking carโ€” tommy: MY DADZA HAS A LOT OF MONEY mumza: huh ๐Ÿ˜€ wilbur: AND NO WIFE techno, quietly: but hes looking
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    Kidnapper: i have your son. Phil: which one? Kidnapper: uhh he wont stop talking about bombs? Phil: do you have any idea how little this narrows it down?
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    coincidentally, techno and ranboo are literally the same ppl. i see why philza minecraft.
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    Read your summer reading: โŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒโŒ Read multiple 100k word fics in one sitting: โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…โœ…
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    Techno was probably excited to see twitters reaction to how he took the anti Technoblade meme from a couple months back and made it canon in dsmp. This sucks so much, he had so much planned.
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    Still canโ€™t believe Technobladeโ€™s been gone for 20 days now. Still feels unreal sometimes. I miss him a lot.