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Simon Curtis
@simoncurtis
8-BIT HEART (2024 REMASTER), streaming now • THE WITCHES OF SILVERLAKE, available now wherever books are sold
Los Angeles, CA
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Born March 18
Joined January 2009
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    Simon Curtis
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    Dec 18, 2023
    THE WITCHES OF SILVERLAKE - volume one Queer teens figuring out life and magic with a bloodthirsty demon on the loose in the most beautiful, dreamy Los Angeles, illustrated by the incomparable @_mohtz ✨🔮May 14th 2024🔮✨ Pre-order here: legendary.com/comics/the-wit…
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    Simon Curtis
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    Apr 19, 2019
    Protect this child at all costs. He is the chosen one. x.com/Ottoyanez/stat…
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    Simon Curtis
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    Mar 20, 2020
    cashier at Whole Foods just told she now spends her lunch breaks crying in her car trying to process how “mean and vicious” customers have been this past week... It’s not only your obligation to look these people in the eye and say “thank you,” but to call these mean people out
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    Simon Curtis
    @simoncurtis
    Jul 3, 2019
    If Ariel was “supposed to be Danish” she would’ve been dodging icebergs and eating pickled herring, but alas, she was dancing to Calypso music with a Jamaican crab
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    Simon Curtis
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    Mar 8, 2020
    imagine serving at this level. Ever.
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    Simon Curtis
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    Dec 21, 2021
    I found the cutest little frog in the bottom of my romaine lettuce tonight- it’s too cold to set him outside (27 degrees), but he’s been living in the lettuce in the fridge for several days now- does anyone know what I should do so that he doesn’t die?
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    Simon Curtis
    @simoncurtis
    Jun 1, 2019
    Remember when your VP of publicity pushed her finger into my chest before I got out of the limo to walk the red carpet at the VMAs and threatened me for being too gay and told me I had better “tone it down” Because I do. #PrideMonth
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    Nickelodeon
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    Jun 1, 2019
    We’re proud to celebrate #PrideMonth ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
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    Simon Curtis
    @simoncurtis
    Mar 20, 2020
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    loud sighs and side eye aren’t enough. If you witness someone being cruel to a customer service person, risking exposure every day to help YOU get basic necessities, you had better step up to the plate and speak up
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    Simon Curtis
    @simoncurtis
    Mar 20, 2020
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    we’ve developed a horse shit culture in which customer service abuse is tolerated, ignored, and almost never questioned or called out. Employees can not defend themselves in fear of risking their jobs. It is up to YOU to say something
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    Simon Curtis
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    Dec 21, 2021
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    I FOUND HIM. Here is his lettuce container on the counter, and here is where I found him (up on top of a high ass door frame)
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    Simon Curtis
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    Mar 20, 2020
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    ooh that got me so fucking heated. This girl was so sweet and was getting choked up just telling me about this. Do not let me catch you cussing out a cashier rn bc I will have your head on a fucking platter 😌💅🏼
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    Simon Curtis
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    Mar 20, 2020
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    we have so much shit that needs to be completely dismantled that this virus has highlighted, and this is absolutely one of them. Managers- defend your employees. Tell shitty, hostile, irate customers to leave.
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    Simon Curtis
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    Dec 21, 2021
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    and he just lets me hold him 😭💖
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    Simon Curtis
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    Dec 26, 2023
    So the day before this photo went viral, I saw him carrying this bag at Erewhon and went up to him to compliment it and ask if it was the new Andiamo bag. “Ah you’re so sweet. Honestly I have no idea. They just send them to me!” I am still shaken by this perfect moment
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    Hunter
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    Mar 29, 2023
    jacob elordi with his bottega amdiamo bag in los angeles yesterday
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