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Simon
@simon_duchess
Cake, cake and pasta bake! inter dispersed with PlayStation, gin, Daisy and @Glennieboy_ (he/him)
Portsmouth, England
Joined September 2010
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    Simon
    @simon_duchess
    Jul 16, 2023
    Camping yay........ You can tell by my face.
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    Simon
    @simon_duchess
    Sep 17, 2023
    And more added to the arm. 😍
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    Simon
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    Aug 11, 2023
    Dad needs wine. Dad has wine. Dad is happy.
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    Simon
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    May 14, 2023
    If you see this RT with a non smiling photo.
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    Saif
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    May 14, 2023
    If you see this RT with a non-smiling pic.
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    Simon
    @simon_duchess
    Jun 26, 2022
    Swapping mirrored doors on wardrobes so @GlennieBoy_ can take better thirst traps. Thought I better test it!
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    Simon
    @simon_duchess
    Sep 17, 2022
    First weekend of no plans for a long time! This is nice. So might as well be thirsty.
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    Simon
    @simon_duchess
    Aug 21, 2023
    Feeling good about myself. And thirsty.
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    Simon
    @simon_duchess
    Apr 25, 2019
    When arriving at work this morning. Colleague: That's an interesting top Me: It's April 25th, all you need is a light jacket! Colleague: *Blank stare* *Dawning realisation* *Knowing nod of approval*
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    Simon
    @simon_duchess
    Apr 18, 2018
    I got me self some new glasses. Damn my wonky ears though!
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    Simon
    @simon_duchess
    Oct 30, 2022
    First thirst of forty. All it took was a hell of a lot of gin.
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    Simon
    @simon_duchess
    Jun 11, 2022
    Let's get a nice photo of us kissing at pride....... #PortsmouthPride2022
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    Simon
    @simon_duchess
    Dec 29, 2021
    10 year challenge: 29 Vs 39. Time has not been too kind......
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    Simon
    @simon_duchess
    Jul 8, 2022
    Cheers to the weekend! Cider, factor 50 and under boob sweat ahead!!!
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    Simon
    @simon_duchess
    Dec 23, 2022
    And thus the Christmas thirst doth begin.
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