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@silverarm0r
unreliable narrator.
- if I had a boyfriend I'd have quiet reading time in bed with him actually
- *horniest woman alive voice* I really didn't think you'd be this much of a nerd
- one of my most unhinged desires is I wish I could ask every man who's ever liked me to write a thorough and in-depth analysis about all the things they think are wrong about me. I want them to think long and hard about all the details that make me detestable and hand it to me
- recently i was journaling about how i felt like i wouldn't get tired of being alone in manhattan, just watching others. as i wrote down that sentence, i felt exhausted. i longed for a presence next to me. i was in washington sqr park, so there were plenty of people round. but iMy Year of Rejection
- Replying to @_brentbaumhere in portugal it was such a vibe too! I think we should implement a weekend of no electricity per year
- an extroverted person giving you advice: you just gotta say hi to everyone, trust me
- im so gonna get oneshotted by holding a 6mo baby today
- whenever someone asks me what im looking for in a boyfriend i always say some shit like loves me accepts me takes care of me respects me and ppl say it's a low bar. let me tell you something.
- I'm a big believer in having a very similar sense of fantasy for the world as your partner. there are rules for reality you're supposed to write with your partner only. If you don't speak the same language of whimsy, then I don't think you'll ever truly understand each other.
- do you ever see a woman so beautiful you want to explode
- hey can i come over and ask you a few questions like a cop
- *horniest woman alive voice* he's a great guy
- i have quite a few personal rules about posting, but the most important one is to never point out flaws that otherwise wouldn't be noticed or cared for. e.g. you post a picture of yourself and say "don't mind my pimple" now everyone is looking at your pimple. no one would've
