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goaltender interferer
@sighborgs
if there were two guys in a hockey rink and one killed the other with a puck would that be fucked up or what
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Joined September 2016
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    women’s hockey is fun because the ice is full of ladies i want to marry
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    sobbing at this lil girl at target. dad tries to get her a dress and she just YELLS “no i’m GAY i CAN’T” and her dad just sighs so loudly and goes “no you’re not gay, i’m gay. you’re five.”
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    Replying to @sighborgs
    wait one more tweet bc some of y’all are. a lot. pls understand the dad didn’t say it meanly or anything. i genuinely very much doubt this gay dude is being an asshole to his future gay kid or something, she didn’t seem bothered, It’s Fine Just Enjoy The Moment Please It’s Ok
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    Replying to @goblinparties
    a good old interaction with a swedish friend regarding this
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    Replying to @sighborgs
    idk why this blew up and i personally have nothing 2 plug or offer u but like. if u have the money consider spending a while on gofundme and donating 2 ppl who need it? maybe plug ur own gofundme under this tweet. idk.
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    for people who don’t know arabic: this note means “under the age of one”. it’s listed more than 100 times. of 2665 listed, it does not include the people missing, the people who didn’t go through the hospital before burial, & people who they could not confirm the identity of.
    Biden is saying we “can’t be sure” about the number of Palestinian killed by Zionist airstrikes. Palestinian Ministry of Health published today the full names, ages, ID numbers, gender of Palestinians in Gaza martyred between October 7th and October 26th. It’s 212 pages long.
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    finding out seguin is marrying the woman who kept leaking his address and making burner accounts to guilt him into dating her is probably the funniest development
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    there has literally never been an israeli in the nhl, ever, in the entirety of the league’s history israel’s team is ranked at #33 of 58 in the iihf’s ranking why would this even remotely matter to the nhl, outside of just wanting to be outspoken about bettman’s zionism
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    "Pure love." 🥺 Linus Ullmark sits down with @SNChrisSimpson to talk about his relationship with Jeremy Swayman and their special goalie hugs. 🤍 Watch the full feature here: youtube.com/watch?v=_lTrSh…
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    note: please do not do this to other hockey players i think it only worked for her because seguin is fucking stupid
    finding out seguin is marrying the woman who kept leaking his address and making burner accounts to guilt him into dating her is probably the funniest development