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Sidney Abbott
@sidneyabbot
Daft jokes and pics. Interests include birds, beer, bristols and football. I make it all up. Badly. Pics happily removed on owners request.
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Oct 13, 2016
    Scientists unveil a "Thief proof" handbag. Apparently 99.9% of men couldn't correctly locate the zip....
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Jan 20, 2016
    Never mind what (or how) he's done to the car, look at his trousers. LOOK AT THEM!!!!
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Apr 15, 2016
    Not all heroes wear capes. I so want this blokes autograph.
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Jun 13, 2016
    Never has one picture so accurately depicted the passing of time #Inspired
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Apr 24, 2017
    Just saw that #ThingsIveOnlyDoneOnce was trending so had to post this. Possibly my favourite ever Carry On gag.
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Aug 11, 2016
    Best demonstration of centrifugal force using only a bulls knackers you'll see all morning!!!
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Apr 5, 2014
    Now that's an unfortunate place for her to have fallen asleep
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Apr 26, 2016
    Tonight I will be raising a glass to the late great Sid James who died 40 years ago today. #RIPSid
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Aug 9, 2016
    I guess the only thing to say here is "Vive La France!!!"
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Jan 27, 2016
    The grey rabbit does a bloody amazing impression of me. It's uncanny. pic.x.com/iunDIuPXMf
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Jun 14, 2016
    Who'd have thought that #BakeADonutThatResemblesYourFannyDay would be so popular!!!
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Jun 29, 2016
    I've found the prefect alternative for any disappointed #England fans. Just check out the two upfront for the greens
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Apr 22, 2016
    Fair play to the little fella, but how the fook did he get up there????
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    Sidney Abbott
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    Jun 10, 2016
    #PrayForAmerica
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