my high ass just searched for "bob the burger" in hulu
AIDA
8,001 posts
- I’M A WRITER FOR BIG MOUTH!!!!!I just got my dream job working for the most perfect tv show— i’m bout to sign what i need to sign and eventually tell y’all but just know we MADE it
- i hate when i catch myself mimicking another person's mannerisms. what a painful reminder that i'm just a sponge with a heartbeat
- romaine lettuce hasn’t been called back in a minute. i’m glad she got her life together
- aesthetic moms that make their babies play with brown wooden toys like they’re Danish slaves. ur baby has a bad life
- nigga fuck lil you AND big you, is that Rosa Parks... ??Lil Chan vs Big Chan
- maya rudolph bout to eat eat
- business plan: 1. get an IUD 2. let him hit it raw 3. “i want you to cum in me baby” 4. call him next day & ask for plan b 5. stack that 54 dollars 6. find a new man 7. repeat
- my son can wear as much makeup as he wants, but let him try and join the military HA not my baby, you can serve looks but not this country
- even Rihanna gets UTIs. when i think about riri shifting back and forth in a Fenty meeting cause her pum pum itch i’m reminded we are all human.
- if my friends ever feel sad and they need to talk to somebody... they always know im right there... only 2-3 missed calls away
- “girl ur so quiet” yeah i have fucked up ideas that will shatter the calm of the evening. it’s best i don’t speak
- i miss being 12. all i did was talk back and download every computer virus known to man
- boys have one personality trait and it is begging you to scratch their back
