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Dio
@shrinetothevine
Eat good, dress better, think weirdest. Better to be roughly excellent than perfectly mediocre. Aesthetic Identity. DMs Open
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    🧵Thread of Threads. I post about aesthetics, food history and trivia, and other random things that cross my mind. Also lots of photos of my cooking, and sometimes my outfits.
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    A girl I briefly dated who was really into Michelin starred chefs told me once that without exception all her chef exes would subsist almost completely on junk food and instant noodles. I think about that a lot.
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    Replying to @MyOwnVolition
    Mid food tastes worse than junk food and none of them have the time to cook up a fancy meal for themselves outside of work
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    Top university admissions counsellor in Singapore (best track record of getting top achievers into Ivies) once said that to get into an Ivy you have to present yourself as the most fascinating zoo animal the admissions officer has seen to get in. I think about that a lot.
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    The fuck does it mean if an ex texts you asking to be blocked so she can use the chat as a place for 'notes and to-dos'
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    So I just bought a kettlebell and this seems like as good a way as any to get a routine started. 1 like = 5 kettlebell swings with a 20kg kettlebell. I trust all of you to make me suffer as much as possible
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    Ok let's see how much my followers want me to suffer. Posting this as I go to bed, but shall do 5 pull-ups tomorrow for every like that this gets. (I hope I don't regret this)
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    Replying to @shrinetothevine
    Man also finds the most promising nubile young boys every year and invites them to a retreat with him on a beach resort during admissions time. Cost of doing business 🙃🙃🙃
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    You know how people have a wistful nostalgia for a time they never experienced? Like how people seem to obsess over America's jazz age with ridiculous speakeasy bars? I think there's no example that's cuter and more charming than Japan's "Ivy-League Style"
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    Being yourself is often misunderstood as appealing to some abstract, !non existent, notion of yourself. It’s really just not lying to yourself about what you want. Which might be harder than inventing an entire identity.
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    After eating at 53 different 3 Michelin-Starred restaurants, I've finally eaten at the last restaurant on my bucket list. There is no longer any restaurant that I have a burning desire to visit at least once in my life. Odd feeling. Time to close this chapter?
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    Wow cardio fucking sucks why does anyone ever enjoy doing this
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    This is me after about 3 years of ~8-10 hours a week of practice. I also scored in the bottom 1% of the population for gross motor coordination. The army didn’t allow me to hold a gun or grenade for safety reasons!
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    You can become middling at something with an hour of practice a week. You can become good at something with an hour of practice per day. Both of these options leave you 6+ hours left over, every day.
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    all life is sisyphian