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Shmegmoid Johnson
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Shmegmoid Johnson
@shmegmoid
44-year-old personal trainer. enjoys hockey. Cornish. #bisexual. Lovable and considerate, but can also be very unintelligent and a bit sneaky. He/Him/Shmeg.
Gary, IN
Joined July 2020
- dawg this app is straight up making people fucking retarded LOLAre you ready for this rabbit hole? 🐰
- IRL diamond camo 1:1 scale DSR on a bed with no sheets is so unimaginably fucking tough God bless the gaming community ❤️Activision gonna hit a irl 1080 instaswap on him
- Replying to @JohnBummitThat’s my bro, he might be an idiot right now, but that’s still my bro
- Call of Duty editors from 2012-2016 went on to make blockbuster films Notably working on the final trilogy of Star Wars movies, Avengers: End Game, and the newest Avatar No algorithm bullshit, just natural talent that grew into a full-fledged career because of the 1000’s of
- dawg if he gets the electric chair he’s gonna drop a Max Ammo there’s literally zero chance this guy ISN’T a zombieBREAKING - Progressive DA Amy Padden of Colorado plans to drop all charges against Solomon Galligan who attempted to kidnap a child near Black Forest Hills Elementary due to “mental incompetency.”
- I went to school with a girl who has literally never missed a day of school Kindergarten to Senior year, 13 total years of school, 180 days a piece, she never missed one She got a plaque when we graduated that said something to the effect of “2,340/2,340” for the perfect record
- Replying to @Icy_RaptureUnironically I’m so fucking pressed LOL he’s a cool guy but holy shit every person he brings around is a fucking moron
- Replying to @brnadonballI’m sorry you don’t like the way I talk to my friends, random account on Twitter I should listen to everything you say and bow down to you because You Took The Moral High Ground
- Replying to @ahadThis is sadly real, my texts with Days are way funnier than this
