i will be taking down an edible and 2-3 buzzballz on election night and will be in bed no later than 8 pm. whatever world i wake up to on wednesday……it is what it is……
2Karious Donell Johnson
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- she’s so pathetic, you almost feel bad for her. ALMOST.3 years ago, Cassie decided to start copying Maddy to impress Nate Jacobs in 'Euphoria'
- “instagram isn’t fun anymore!” no one is stopping you from posting the caesar salad you had for lunch or the colorful tree you walked past on your way to work. you just think you won’t pull any likes, which is what you’re actually mad at.
- extremely thankful for not having a baby daddy. or even a baby.
GIF - i’m pushing 30 and my friends telling me they’re pregnant still scares me as if we’re teenagers. like are you really sure about this, diva??
- then there’s me…..high in the house doing thisEveryone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their masters or in Japan
- unpaid popeyes chicken loan.Chris Brown has been hit with a $2 million lawsuit over an unpaid Popeyes Chicken loan DETAILS: bit.ly/462ai8N
- if a man knew it was your first time and proceeded to bend you over, he absolutely hated you.losing your virginity to backshots is crazy! y’all are some strong ass hoes.
- munchkin ready to go on to glory. free her.great news little munchkinators— munchkin recently had her 6 month checkup and she’s somehow still relatively healthy for a 22 year old cat with feline herpes & arthritis :’)
- a remote work wife. you’re a horny freak (derogatory).I work remote.. so why I meet my work wife for first time and she a studdd🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf
- that little ass crumb of weekend already over. monday again. i can’t keep doing this…..
- asked this black bartender where the folks that look like us hang out at and he went on a whole tangent about how there’s no racism in aruba. okay bro nvm just forget i asked. 👍🏿
- roc nation will be deploying snipers to the best roof they can find near you for posting this btwYOOO😭😭😭
00:00 - they’re being so nice about it. i would’ve put a taser to your neck.Three paragraphs to yell at me over one singular chicken finger at 6am. I can’t make this shit up 😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO
