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throwback to 2018 when I made Sam cry solely with my expertise in dumbassery
@kaul_aakriti your bio is killing me
shawl
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- i’m gonna be honest this isn’t even a well thought out scam it just works because these men are stupid as fuckMatched On Tinder, Scammed At Cafe: Mumbai Man Pays ₹ 61,000 On Fraud Date ndtv.com/india-news/mat…
- there is challengers everywhere for those with the eyes to seei realised student of the year had 3 leads and shanaya was just a distraction from the fact that rohan and abhi should've end up together x.com/hvmsafar/statu…
- jai mata di let’s rock never left my vocabulary since i first heard it. you’ll make many bangers Himesh, but this one will never be topped
- if i looked like this i wouldn’t even work. money would find its way to me i’m sureHER FACE CARD IS LETHAL
GIF - at my big age of 28, the only purpose is making sure my cat lives his best lifeI’m 22. Steve Jobs started Apple at 21. Pascal invented calculator at 19. Mr. Beast Hit 100M subscribers at 24. Kylie Jenner made a billion dollars at 21. Mark Zuckerberg was a billionaire at 23. And then there’s me. I’ve lived on earth for 8095 days. 1345 of which I’ve spent
- allow me to introduce these lil guys
I have never seen someone who is unemployed and still be comfortable. - my actual child that i gave birth to
my actual child that i gave birth to - held my own hair while throwing up today. what an independent woman.
- why do men grunt so much in the gym like chill rajat I’m doing the same squat without those fuck noises
- no mental peace at home but the rajma chawal 🤌🏼
- Replying to @shawlszn“she ordered expensive drinks and then i had to pay an expensive bill” ????? dumbass
