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Shannon
@shannie_emm
Sarcasm, dry humor and drunk tweets. Also here’s my PayPal — PayPal.me/getnailedja she/her/queen
Jamaica
Joined June 2010
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    How do u discover that u have this talent
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    We should’ve been more specific about the type of album we wanted
    'Rihanna' by @rihanna will be out October 24, via @phaidon. Pre-order your copy here: therihannabook.com
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    I’m so confused. Did the people who like this man actually watch his videos and listen to him??? That sounded like a good person to you?? /:
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    That’s exactly how I look at Rihanna he not special
    The way ASAP Rocky looks at Rihanna 🥰😍😭
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    So I decided I was gonna keep walking as long as the girl on the treadmill next to me kept walking. Thought she was gonna stop at 30 mins. We at 39. I’m committed to this now so
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    That’s three (3) Van Cleef bracelets on her wrist ok??
    ladies would you tatt yo man name on you??
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    *feels myself slipping back into a state of depression* Me to me: x.com/standarrows/st…
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    Replying to @shannie_emm
    She start run. I’m out.
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    Me: "I want to die" Therapist: "ugh sigh me too" Me:
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    Checking the ass crack to see if he’s venomous or not
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    Replying to @shannie_emm
    People she still walking. It’s 49 mins. Pls lady
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    Replying to @shannie_emm
    And this is how I know my competitiveness is sickening
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    Replying to @shannie_emm
    I lied. I persisted. And guess who’s last to leave her treadmill
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    Absence does not make my heart grow fonder. Out of sight, out of mind 🫶🏼