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the elusive sniffer
@shandya
Watercolor enthusiast. I tweet mostly in Indonesian, Sundanese and English. Inventor of Bubur Disedot. Nonation DNI
A distant planet called Earth.
Joined June 2009
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    Admin log on the app and chose violence 💀💀💀
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    BREAKING: Ayah Wapres Filipina Ditangkap Polisi
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    I found this algorithm really funny wkwkw High School in Jakarta we want vs High School in Jakarta we get
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    She uses chopsticks because she has free will, you only use chopsticks because you have shit stains under your finger nails
    She talked a tough game, but in the end, she picked up the chopsticks 🥢
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    Sayang banget drama ayam geprek ini membayangi berita bahwa emang ada (dua) brand lokal yang diundang untuk berpartisipasi dlm Paris Fashion Week beneran
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    Indonesians are something else…
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    Gw malah penasaran penerapan makan siang gratis di sekolah internasional & swasta upper class kayak gimana, there’s no way these parents let their queenshas and kenzos eat 10k rupiah lunch 🤷
    genuinely asking tp kenapa yg di interview perasaan anak anak sd mulu deh, klo yg anak anak sma takut mereka spitting facts krn mereka udh lebih ngerti kah?
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    Di Jepang ada resiko megaquake, pemerintahnya bikin proyeksi 30 tahun ke depan. Di Indonesia ada resiko megaquake, sensor tsunaminya dicolong warga, penelitinya dipanggil parcok 😅
    Up to 298,000 deaths & 20m tsunami predicted in potential ‘megaquake’, Japan govt warns bit.ly/3FNUz4V
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    3-5 times a WEEK?????? We eat rice 3 times a DAY so your opinion is 🚮
    My wife is Persian and we eat rice 3-5 times a week. Including the burnt rice. Tadeeg. Nobody is putting their grubby fingers on the rice and licking their fingers. That’s disgusting and everyone knows it.
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    Can you guess who will get triggered with this breaking news? Yep, people who don’t even live there 😂😅
    Thailand is set to become the first Southeast Asian country to legalize same-sex marriage.
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    Baking is science. Cooking is art. Kalau lagi masak sesuatu, gw sering nakar bahannya dikira2 aja atau disubstitute sama apa yang ada, dan hasilnya masih bisa dimakan. Baking, oh tidak seperti itu. 🤣
    Kadang bingung sama orang yang nyari pengganti gula buat baking. Don't hate sugar please. The dose makes the poison. Also, baking is science. Ada alasan kenapa bikin kue pake gula, bukan serbuk atau tetesan stevia.
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    Lahan kosong di samping lapangan softball GBK jadi saksi mata kalau anak2 muda Jakarta itu sebenernya menginginkan tempat bersosialisasi outdoor nan terang di malam hari. Ini pun ga tau bisa kayak gini sampai kapan, tau2 ditutup sama satpam kelar deh.
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    Salah satu alesan kenapa kita kalo kencan banyakan nge-mall & ngafe adalah kebijakan pemerintah. Padahal harusnya kita bisa nge-date di public space macem taman atau perpus. Romantis dan gratis.