shaefer (@shaeferrr) / X

shaefer

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shaefer

@shaeferrr

fan of the astros, longhorn, hoosiers, rockets and the texans. hoosier grad.

Houston, TX

Joined January 2022

shaefer
@shaeferrr
Jun 20, 2022
I feel like if we had this camera view in the MLB, more people would understand just how fucking hard it is to hit a baseball. looks like he’s trying to hit a bullet lmao
Rob Friedman
@PitchingNinja
Jun 20, 2022
Blake Burkhalter, 97mph Fastball, 93mph Cutter and 92mph Cutter (ump cam view)
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shaefer
@shaeferrr
Oct 20, 2025
i actually liked when you could spend 3-4 hours chilling at the ballpark instead of blinking and 5 innings are already gone
Codify
@CodifyBaseball
Oct 19, 2025
MLB games lasting 3+ hours: 2003: 28% 2004: 31% 2005: 30% 2006: 32% 2007: 39% 2008: 37% 2009: 38% 2010: 38% 2011: 40% 2012: 47% 2013: 52% 2014: 58% 2015: 46% 2016: 54% 2017: 62% 2018: 54% 2019: 62% 2020: 59% 2021: 67% 2022: 60% 2023: 17% ⏰ 2024: 12% ⏰ 2025: 15% ⏰
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shaefer
@shaeferrr
Apr 9, 2025
downtown ballparks >>>
Cody
@Cody__34
Apr 6, 2025
Fuck your downtown ballpark.
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shaefer
@shaeferrr
Sep 30, 2023
Replying to @SubToOptimus @jasrifootball and @BKubena
??? since when is bonding with your teammates and establishing chemistry and trust pathetic ??? lmao
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@shaeferrr
Mar 5, 2022
Replying to @musicstruggles1
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@shaeferrr
Jun 16, 2025
so the astros are 41-30, first place in the AL West, with: • LMJ • Javier • Garcia • Arighetti • Wesneski • Blanco • Yordan • Dezenzo • Melton • Chas • France on the IL. and Paredes hurt temporarily. crazy
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@shaeferrr
Jul 5, 2025
framber never allows homers on his curveball... i don’t want to re-open old wounds, but it almost seems like mookie betts knew exactly what pitch was coming.
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@shaeferrr
Jul 30, 2025
even chandler knows that “michael schw*b” is not a real reporter
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@shaeferrr
Dec 11, 2024
Replying to @Seeingclearly7 and @KyleKulinski
a progressive senator is progressive on social issues, golly gee what a shocker!
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@shaeferrr
Jun 22, 2022
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@shaeferrr
Jul 13, 2025
i’m sorry but astros fans on here are so fucking soft. the fact that we are 16 games over .500, 5 games up, with 16 players on the IL and fielding AAAA guys is nothing short of a miracle. they were going to slump against good pitching. it happens. get a fucking grip y’all.
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@shaeferrr
Oct 29, 2024
Replying to @lil_trevino24
hakeem clears by a million
GIF
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@shaeferrr
Oct 21, 2025
Replying to @coolbro_
suit yourself buddy
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@shaeferrr
Feb 13, 2025
am i the only person who’s really not bothered whatsoever by Tucker and Bregman leaving and excited/very curious about the 2025 & beyond Astros?
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