don’t pick up the phone. you know he’s only calling cuz he’s drunk and alone
If humans colonize another planet, what should be the very first rule we all agree to uphold?
Brooke Dubek publicity/activism updates
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Brooke Dubek publicity/activism updates
@shadyharmonica
likewise i’m sure
- transition meeting… he said we’re gonna get our first woman president one way or another 🏳️⚧️AP reports that Joe Biden has called Donald Trump to congratulate him on his win, inviting him to the White House for a transition meeting.
- OH MY GOD 😭 YOURE LITERALLY SO FUNNY I CANT EVEN— 😂😂🤣 ASHEKFJSHFITKLIn the field… literally.
- the simplicity of a single “:)” or “:(” is so astoundingly beautiful… i recognize a truth in these modern hieroglyphs that i cannot find anywhere else
- 2nd to the right looks like she’s about to sing God is a SemenDon’t you see, you have already lost, for I have depicted
- being gay is so fun bc nobody actually expects you to be a man or get married or have kids you can just yasss and everyone laughs
- we need to seriously consider that he might actually be the sexiest man alive right now
- genuinely the most bizarre tweet that has ever been posted on this app
- he deserves the gay attention Hasan and those two podcasters get but idk if y’all are ready for that conversation
- the drink you spilled all over me valid nonbinary tea
- “Tate McRae is sleeping downstairs”What do you call this type of dance?
00:00 - Replying to @shadyharmonicaomg Robert 😭 you kill me what’s your number? you’re sooo funny Robert i’m dyingg
- she was the girl you sat with in hs who told u abt how she was getting a belly button ring after class. love
- Replying to @sucesfuladultladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage Miss Interpreted!
