the girlies are turning into genghis khan
the goal isn’t gucci bags, it’s acres of land
Shasti
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Shasti
@sh44sti
inordinate level of dark souls knowledge
Joined June 2010
- how it feels to see someone employedDomestic horse meeting a Przewalski’s horse, the last truly wild horse species on Earth. Forbidden love
00:00 - please may i have the balding salaryman post-it notes….he grows alarmingly more bald as you use them…ah..
- during romance of the three kingdoms a military strategist would see a creature of this size swimming upward at dawn as a divine message to strike with their entire navy fleet and in the modern day he is chubby koi fish big and healthyOff you go and spread some LUCK! This 105-cm-long chubby #koifish, bred in east China's Shandong Province, looks perfectly big and healthy.
00:00 - (horniest a guy has ever been) heeey! how’s life treating you?
- exactly what it is like to buy groceries as a girl
- during romance of the three kingdoms era he would have been called “Tiger Conqueror of the East, Dian” and in the modern age he is “flexible fat man”this is the only reason i keep tiktok
00:00 - waiting room of a family court in englandDave Bautista, Stellan Skarsgård and Austin Butler on the set of ‘DUNE: PART TWO’
- man comes face to face with the divine god of the forest and says “dude i’m trying to go to work”A man in Evergreen, Colorado, was late for work and threw Starbucks at an elk standing on the sidewalk. Do not be like this man. Leave wildlife alone.
00:00 - the one thing to remember when on a date with a girl is talk about your favourite historical battle at length for the entire evening and do not give her any chance to speak
- during han dynasty china he would have been named “Iron Will of the North, Xu” and unwaveringly sat at the top of a fortress during a siege and today he is uncle smoking on a fairground ride
- look at this cool helmet
men will literally learn everything about ancient Rome instead of going to therapy
