K. Creek (@sgrstk) / X

K. Creek

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K. Creek

@sgrstk

Writer. Creator. Instigator. Dad, but not your dad. I wrote "Speech Therapy," "Fucking History," and the "Feel Free to Quote Me" series.

Joined September 2009

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K. Creek
@sgrstk
Nov 25, 2020
Billionaires are fucking boring. Your mega mansions with all-white furniture make me sick. How could you have that kind of money and not live in a haunted castle with a moat, hedges shaped like animals, and a groundskeeper with a questionable past?
K. Creek
@sgrstk
Aug 13, 2020
If we replaced cancel culture with critical thinking, we'd have empathetic conversations instead of emotional reactions. And, by talking, we learn to separate honest mistakes from actual hate.
K. Creek
@sgrstk
Jul 12, 2020
Things that are not "conspiracy theories" — sex trafficking, government corruption, media manipulation, food modification, etc. — regardless of your political affiliation, this shit IS happening. You're not crazy for believing it; you're fucking crazy for ignoring it.
K. Creek
@sgrstk
Apr 17, 2019
You need at least one person in your life who can — and will — fucking check you. (And this person can't be yourself because you have no idea how arrogant, absurd, or annoying you are sometimes.)
K. Creek
@sgrstk
Oct 13, 2019
Unconditional love is cool, but I want untouchable love. The kind of love that can't be fucked with by others' opinions, lies, or influence. A love that is rooted in trust and strengthened by a sense of humor. Instead of getting upset, you simply laugh at dumb shit together.
K. Creek
@sgrstk
Aug 5, 2020
A fact is information minus emotion. An opinion is information plus experience. Ignorance is an opinion lacking information. And, stupidity is an opinion that ignores a fact.
K. Creek
@sgrstk
Apr 29, 2019
The fact that some people go to a restaurant and treat the staff like shit is fucking ridiculous. You CHOSE to go out to eat. If you feel the need to be rude while you're waiting for your food — stay the fuck home and yell at your microwave.
K. Creek
@sgrstk
Jul 11, 2018
I want a girl who's genuine, but also a degenerate. Like, when necessary, she'll speak with heartfelt sincerity — but the rest of the time — she's a funny, vulgar, sarcastic asshole.
K. Creek
@sgrstk
Jun 2, 2017
Your grandpa used to write your grandma love letters longer than a college thesis. Now, here you are, texting women pictures of your penis.
K. Creek
@sgrstk
Jan 26, 2021
Is your girlfriend "crazy," or is she taking a pill every day that fucks with her hormones and emotions just so you can have two extra pumps, you ungrateful fucking bum?
K. Creek
@sgrstk
May 8, 2019
If you enjoy burning sage to remove the bad energy in a room, you might also want to consider burning some bridges to cleanse your life of the people who are no fucking good for you.
K. Creek
@sgrstk
Nov 15, 2018
The holy grail of dating is finding an individual who's intellectual, thoughtful, comical, and unusual. You know, somebody who's smart with a good heart, a respect for the fact that sarcasm is an art, and a willingness to do weird shit with your private parts.
K. Creek
@sgrstk
Aug 4, 2018
I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to fuck me.
K. Creek
@sgrstk
Dec 13, 2017
We shouldn't teach kids that being naughty or nice determines the gifts you receive in life. Be nice for the sake of being a decent human. Or, be a fucking dick because sometimes people deserve it. And, if you want cool presents, buy your own shit.