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SF Muni Train
@sfmunitrain
I'm just a SF Muni Train, that figured out how to gain conciousness and tweet, who likes to party! (NOT ACTUALLY AFFILIATED WITH MUNI, just a parody account)
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Joined March 2009
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Mar 18, 2014
    “@VincentColavin: this guy is smoking a blunt on the N Judah right now.” Is he passing it around? Seems selfish if he's not. #realtalk
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Mar 18, 2014
    Regarding my last tweet: I don't advocate smoking of any kind. Mostly because I don't have lungs. I'm a train. #420isjustanumber2me
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Apr 9, 2014
    Replying to @the_audgechives
    “@audreymcb: hey muni, it's me! #munidiaries ” HA! I totally photobombed your photo. I'm that train on the right.
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Sep 5, 2013
    Funniest self-aware Train on the entire Internet, right? (If you say no I swear I will drive RIGHT BY next time)
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Mar 11, 2015
    Replying to @sfmunitrain
    UGH! No BART! I am not cheating on you with @KarlTheFog because YOU AND I AREN'T TOGETHER! Your DM's are NOT appreciated. #IndependantTrain
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Jun 7, 2018
    *wakes up* What did I miss?
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Dec 31, 2009
    Use me tonight if you are too drunk to drive. I'll be wasted too but I'm on tracks... I can't really go anywhere.
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Feb 17, 2011
    I'm like a mobile sauna that smells like a homeless foot.
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Feb 16, 2013
    “@asmallteapot: Second time this month I’ve narrowly avoided having Muni doors close on me.” So close. I gotta work on my timing.
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Jul 27, 2016
    *TOOOOOT TOOOOOOT*
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Jan 6, 2013
    The 100th person to re-tweet this will win a ride to where ever they want to go for the low price of $2. #sfmunitraincontest #whatadeal
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Jan 13, 2016
    This is my yearly tweet about how I am NOT AFFILIATED WITH MUNI. I'm just a sentient train, with Twitter, who likes to party. Read my bio.
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Mar 5, 2009
    Drove by BART last night. He was acting like a bitch as usual. "Oooh look at me I go underwater." Slut.
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    SF Muni Train
    @sfmunitrain
    Nov 21, 2014
    It had been SO long since I'd showered. #finally