My wife and I tried to play COD multiplayer yesterday. Shot her in the head while she was still trying to figure out the controls and now she made breakfast for only herself and the kids.
SB
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- Christ, what kind of phone took this crisp picture?⭒ Mums birthday tomorrow ❤️
- Replying to @seyedeleAsked for my breakfast and she said why don’t I put on the PS 😣
- No matter where you move the “never” to in this sentence, it still makes sense. Try it.I pray never to be broke again
- It used to be jewellery and cars. God.T-pain got nothing on me
- Omo in my 30+ life, I never ever hear Dangote complain before. Crazy things don dey happen.“Nobody can create jobs with an interest rate of 30%. No growth will happen” — Dangote Turns Down CBN's Interest Rate.
- Wife owns Northwest Oil, husband owns Providus Bank. What a family bruh 🔥
- I’m at this kids party. E get one boy wey I wan employ, I go just wait make e turn 18. They are playing a game where the MC says a letter and the kids run into the crowd to bring an object with the said letter. They called S, this boy go collect e Popsie phone say na
- Under what circumstances will I be required to make garri at home?HOW TO MAKE GARRI AT HOME
00:00 - Your own is always different. Can’t let people enjoy things.Chakam everywhere, but you have not chakamed your blood pressure.
- Bought my Camry (Big Daddy) in 2018 for N1.75m Sold it (to my friend's dad) in 2022 for N2m He told me yesterday that his dad just sold the car for N3.7m In Nigeria, gravity fit dey go up if you no dey careful.
- Na who never rent him own house dey think say curtain and mattress na normal thing.
- A person who just finished making payment for a GLE 350:Manifesting a GLE 350 ✨ 🕯️
- Nothing wey Honda or Lexus wan design wey God never do before.












