Wait not every Nando’s is doing that eat out to help out thing loooooooool I’ve been lied to!!
Money Makin Mel .$$
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omfg I hate it here but cheers to that
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Joined May 2011
- Replying to @ricardaemiliaaYou even paid for too much sweetie x
- Flying to the Caribbean and noticed a few people staring in the airport, me I just thought the drip was brazy ygm only come on the plane to find out it’s cause I’m wearing camo cargos - which are illegal over there omg🤣😭
- yesterday I saw some black guy pick a snow bunny off her feet and spin her around when he caught me looking he immediately dropped her and walk back a bit looooooooolThe snowbunny crisis is too funny cos sometimes I be thinking like nigga you know we can see you
- Ever since Ella put Tyrique on a leash he’s started barking at everyone else, crazy somebody.
- She’s scarily attractive, like how?!?!yall not making enough noise fa me
00:00 - Now that my fear of ‘jinxing it’ is over, gonna big up myself for securing a role in the A&R team at a huge Sony label☺️🤪It’s the new job for me 🤪🤪🤪🤪
- I need this guys work ethic for my dissertation loooooool, he’s really been on job with this terrorism for years 🤣
- Replying to @aphrrodyteYou’re smoking LA epidemic-grade crack!
- Replying to @senseimel_I’m flippin distraught omg. It was even a white man that told me sksjsjshsk
- Her stylist never fails
- My mum’s the only black person on her team and yesterday they announced a team activity for someone’s birthday. The activity was everyone sends in their baby pictures and you have to guess who’s the baby... So naturally my mum’s like ‘well I’m out then’ (1/2)
- Replying to @senseimel_For clarification before I hear pim, im aware the Caribbean isn’t a country, I just didn’t want to disclose where I was flying to all ova the gaff




