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Jen 'mostly updates only, alas' Williams
@sennydreadful
Award-winning author of fantasy, crime & horror fiction, represented by @mushenska. Skeletor fan girl. Video game obsessive. Full-time goblin mode.
Bristol
Joined January 2009
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    'crack down on university degrees' is quite a phrase in itself, isn't it. Not 'crack down on violent crime' or 'crack down on huge companies not paying tax' but... crack down on ordinary people learning stuff. I mean how dare they.
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    By age 35 you should have reached that stage of time confusion where you're convinced the 90s was only 10 years ago.
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    o my fucking sainted aunt, I am already seeing men complaining that new She-Ra isn't fucking 'sexy' enough or some shit. Listen up twats. This is not for you.
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    o god there's a lot of that 'fantasy books should be historically accurate' i.e. no one who isn't white mkay fuuuck OFFFF FIRSTLY YOU DON'T KNOW HISTORY MATE + say it with me 🧙‍♀️FANTASY BOOKS DO NOT NEED TO BE 'HISTORICALLY ACCURATE' BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT HISTORY🧙‍♀️
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    Replying to @sennydreadful
    it's always been very simple - the Tories don't want working class people to get good educations, because once we do, we realise just how much they want to grind us into the mud
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    Replying to @sennydreadful
    this goes doubly for the arts and humanities of course, because art teaches us to dream, and studying humanities give us a sense of our place in the world, in our history
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    every time I see someone complain about 'foul language' in books I add more fucks to my book. This is the thing I will literally give fucks about, it seems.
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    girls don't want boys girls want a chaotic wizard from Wales with an outrageous wardrobe and a moving castle
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    me every time I open a new Word doc and it automatically gives me calibri instead of Times New Roman
    GIF
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    Listen, whatever you're doing today, you need to hear Chewie shouting 'where the hell have you been??' in a British accent.