I'm not a professional data analyst, but... oh wait I *am* a professional data analyst. Nebraska is lying about how many covid cases it has.
Laurie Voss
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Laurie Voss
@seldo
Head of Developer Relations at @arizeai. Previously: @llamaindex, @netlify, co-founder @npmjs. 🏳️🌈🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸 he/him @seldo.com on BlueSky.
- Scooby-Doo is a positive show with three key messages for children: 1. Monsters aren't real 2. The problem is always greedy capitalists; unmask them 3. Always bring snacks Scooby-doo's 50th anniversary is this week!
- Seriously though: Facebook is a wasteland, Twitter in turmoil, Instagram has collapsed trying to be TikTok, and TikTok isn't a social network. If you wanted to start a social network, this would be the best time in 10 years to try that.
- Did you know that for 200 years we've known that spiders can fly but haven't really understood how they did that and we finally worked it out and the answer is "they ride the earth's magnetic fields at will"??? Nature is fucking awesome.
- A guide for Europeans following American politics, translating common terms: "Extreme left wing" = center left "Left wing" = center right "Moderate" = right wing "Right wing" = extreme right "Extreme right wing" = fascists
- Dear news organizations of the internet: never the fuck ever do I want to watch a video instead of read the article I clicked on. I don't care if it's related to the article or not. I am not interested in unexpected noise coming from a web page. Knock it the fuck off.
- No but seriously Reddit's net loss last year was $90m, if they had paid their CEO "only" 50 million fucking dollars they would have been profitable.hi folks I’m the reddit ceo just looking for a quick budget check, we’re going to ipo soon but we’re still losing money somehow servers 20 million payroll 60 million office rent 5 million my comp is 193 million someone please help me budget my company. my website is dying
- The metaverse video in which they said they've added feet was faked, they have still not cracked the technology for adding legs.
The existence of Google Earth, Apple Air, and Amazon Fire implies there must be a Microsoft Water.- Replying to @seldo"Nobody in Nebraska has covid except the cities where democrats live" is not a plausible data pattern.
- It's almost as if we have some sort of prior experience with pandemics.queers gotta fuck
- This is WILD. A single mutation 25 years ago created an all-female species of crayfish that reproduces asexually in huge numbers, and they are literally taking over the world:
- For the record, when Lincoln said "a house divided cannot stand" he did not mean "we need to compromise with the slave owners", he meant "we are going to crush them into the dirt" and then he did.
