"my bf doesn't let me" what the heck?
"my gf doesn't let me" good & u probably shouldn't be allowed to talk about it either
sehaj 🤍
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sehaj 🤍
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i'm not creative enough to come up with these stories, this my life fr / ig sehahahahaj
- when i was 6yo my dad got 2 dolls (green and pink) for me and my lil sis. he said sis was younger so she got to choose first. i knew she'd copy whatever i wanted (pink) so i told her wow green one is so cute pls don't choose it so she obv did. that was my first time gaslighting
- dude tells me he can't be alone with his thoughts so he listens to music all the time. apparently one time he had to walk 15 mins home and forgot his earphones so he just sprinted so he wouldn't have time to think. he's so real
- guys my boyfriend is so cute he made me a grievance portal for whenever i have a complaint MY HEART
- one time my guy bestf told this girl "you were waiting for my text don't lie" and she said "the day i wait for a 5'7 dude's reply, bury me just that deep". diabolical
- the hottest thing a man can do is be a loverboy
- i've experienced long term relationships and i've experienced casual dating. i recommend waking up early in the morning and focusing on your career
- sex is a very intimate and sacred act remember, your body is a temple, and you shouldn't be sharing it with anyone who is an engineering student.
- just tried black coffee no sugar no milk and i'm sure whoever claims to enjoy this is either lying about liking it or lying about having a soul
- goodnight to dudes with good intentions and a loverboy mindset. rest of u think about what u did
- hello sharks, today i am asking for a forehead kiss
