Pinned
mid-breakdown since 1985.
- Finding out Boris might be back reminds me of when we first found out you could get covid more than once
- Shocked by the news of Caroline’s death but not surprised. I have said that this would happen soon. I was very nearly pushed there myself. I do not post this lightly. It’s absolutely tragic. It’s sad and disgusting and should never have happened. I’m sorry.
- If Johnny Depp took 10 ecstasy pills, called his agent and was angrily shouting down the phone at them, he needs a new dealer
- My partner told me Jill Scott was trending on twitter. I know what that means. Just downloaded the app again to say to say very publicly I love you Jill Scott. I’m so proud of you and you deserve to be there. ❤️ Bye.
- I watched a woman in Tescos today, not only bag 48 toilet rolls, 12 packs of fusilli and 18 bottles of hand sanitizer, she then helped take them to my car. Excellent customer service
- I just did a gig where I told an audience member to ‘get fucked’. It turned out that the audience member was a journalist for the Daily Mail. It is, without question, the proudest moment of my career.
- We need Micky Flanagan to do an ‘In In’ routine.

