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Emma
@scousepie
Tireless curator of all the fucks nobody gives. Feels entitled to an opinion.Words at @skinnycomedy
Joined January 2009
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    They’re gonna shit themselves when they find out what male gynaecologists do all day
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    The absolute fucking state of this
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    Statement regarding Maldron Hotels Manchester City & Manchester Cathedral Quarter, 28th August.
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    Patel and Dorries seen stumbling round the back of Downing Street just now
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    Thank fuck we haven’t got nationalised social care or free broadband can you imagine the horror
    Corbyn influence on Labour policy ‘well and truly over’, says Starmer theguardian.com/politics/artic…
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    Absolutely fucking nobody
    Who else has spent the whole day in lingerie? 😈 Shop Leila Set: bit.ly/3blZoxO
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    Friendly reminder that if you know someone who’s always been on benefits and has a lovely house and two holidays a year they are either drug dealers or you’re making it up
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    But he didn’t make any attempt to “identify as a woman” he literally just walked in like predatory men have always and will always do because they are predators stop blaming trans women and we might get somewhere with this
    No surprise @Primark. If you open up the women’s changing rooms to males some of them will do this. You knew this. You traded away women’s sense of well-being to jump on the ‘inclusivity’ band wagon.
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    They’ve left a social media site Mark they’re not refusing to send ambulances out any more
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    Mixed weight relationships I hate it here
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    If I were the country’s foremost eating disorder charity I would simply not make a habit of encouraging people to run marathons to raise money for me because I would suspect that some of the people who were keen to do that should not be doing that
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    The absolute STENCH of Durham University coming off this. The FUMES.
    The rise of Britishcore: 100 experiences that define and unite modern Britons theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
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    The job of comedy is to be funny, surely?
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    I mean this is objectively funny