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Zach Schiffman
@schlife
I’m 5’5 but everyone tells me I seem 5’8 / producer @nymag
New York, NY
Joined September 2011
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    Dragging out my hour again at @UnionHallNY on 6/11 at 10PM
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    My stepmom is so supportive
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    So this must've been Anna Wintour's final straw
    Here is Lauren Sanchez on the cover of Vogue in her Dolce & Gabbana lace wedding dress vogue.com/article/lauren…
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    Cannot believe it took them this long to recreate the poster and they fumbled it so hard
    Have you heard? #WickedMovie tickets now on sale!!
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    There is no scientific way to know who this guy is
    Heidi Klum and Nikki Glaser ripping off Benson Boone's clothes before he does a front flip off a piano on the Grammys stage...okay hello
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    The CDC now recommends that if you are secretly in love with me you have to tell me
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    I love Olivia Rodrigo but she needs to stop dressing like she's in a regional production of Rent
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    Maybe it's a metaphor for america
    everyone from white lotus getting on the boat after a mass shooting and not even addressing it
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    Euphoria is spreading misinformation about high school arts funding
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    I am buying pieces for this to be my halloween costume in 2025 right now
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    I’m gonna name my baby girl Benihana (named after Benjamin Franklin and Rihanna)
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    On top of everything else going wrong in my life the monkey I follow on TikTok just died
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    It’s awesome when every few months I get to watch people who could be decoding nuclear codes do this
    The colour scheme is copper oxidizing because a showgirl is on a pedestal for the world and over time, in the public eye they lose their shine… the weathering from being the target for the world’s misogyny. #TheLifeOfAShowgirl
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    She is the horniest senator we've ever had
    Put me in coach. Last night with the team…