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@schLEEpington
Certified Hater. 4 is Beyoncé’s best album. Not a professional account. I’m on here to joke and lie with my friends.
Joined April 2009
- I honestly miss the days where shit could just be a surprise. 😭Alicia Keys confirmed as a special guest for Usher’s Super Bowl halftime show, TMZ reports.
- “I tested positive. I’m not sure how… I’m vaxxed and boosted.” Babe we saw you at the bar last week. There’s no shame in that… many of us have been in the streets, but don’t act surprised. 😭😂
- There is nothing I love more than people who talk to their babies like human beings. This man said “skeptical” so guess what? Lil sis is already building her vocab. 💁🏾♂️
- Don’t laugh, but I’m bout to do 14 Hard. Lmfao 75 is unrealistic, but I can do 2 weeks.
- I just jokingly said “PERIOD” like a city girl and no one laughed. This is why diversity in the work place is important. I’m disgusted.
- Shout out to the the kings rocking the sensible block heels. Buddy in the gold sandals ain’t gone make it. 😭 And polka dot pumps has me weak. LmfaoooWalk in her shoes 🤘🏾🤘🏾
00:00 - I think they misunderstood what we wanted... We wanted the men's version of what she has on. Big bold pattern. Showing skin. 2 piece matching set. Is that silk? Meanwhile, homeboy is rocking a t-shirt with a pineapple on it.
- I tip religiously, but I do think we need to rethink the idea of tipping ALL service providers. I’ll never argue about tipping waitstaff. But stylists literally set their own prices. Just tell me how much you want so we don’t have to play this weird game. 😭She didn’t tip her hair braider yesterday. It took the braider 7.5 hours. She paid $350 for these braids.
00:00 - I, too, LOVED summer 2016, but babes… it was 5 years ago. Let’s make new memories. 😭😂
- North West is 9. I was 9 in 2004. Here is a random list of songs that I knew word for word as a 9 year old in 2004. Dip It Low x Christina Milian Freek-A-Leak x Petey Pablo Tipsy x J-Kwon The Jump Off x Lil Kim In Da Club x 50 Cent Y’all’s memories are so selective.
- Quick reminder that Dr. King didn’t die for anything. He was murdered.
- TWO YEARS!???Happy 2 year anniversary to Brandy & Monica’s ICONIC Verzuz battle !
00:00 - I don’t want any financial advice. I want more money. Lmao
