u cannot pee out fat cells but if this gets ppl to drink water then sure
rigel🌟
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rigel🌟
@satellitecals
23, he/him, workaholic, run-on sentence, get me out of here,
ed, vent
Joined May 2022
- the emojis😭she’s so kind this made me want to go clean MY room
- Replying to @Sepiaisthereyes u pee & breathe out the byproducts of metabolized fat, but the phrasing makes it seem like drinking water = fat loss neglecting that u have to burn it first
- ohh they have MONEY money
- are you fucking joking i was about to fall asleep but then i farted and it was not merely a fart. i’m devastated
- are you fucking KIDDING ME i just woke up, saw 7:02 on the clock, mentally shit my pants because we open at 6am and i’m the only one there open on thursday, literally called work & spoke to someone to say i’m coming in late, they were so confused. it’s 7pm on wednesday😭
- why are old ppl feral for rotisserie chickens. today one asked me when they’ll be done & i said about 10 mins. he gave me the lead paint stare for at least 5 seconds before rolling his eyes, huffing, and walking away. is 10 mins too long?? why r u tweaking over a chicken
- yallll look at the lil christmas room i built🥹finished just in time too
- am i the only one that just kinda interacts w whatever is on my tl🧍♂️like the most i’ll do is check a bio for age/obvious red flags depending on the post but i’m not gonna go hunting for skeletons in someone’s closet before replying to a general q
- the back and forth between sweet/savory is so real
- for me, i don’t think i look “sick” or skinny enough to have one, so it’d be embarrassing to say ive got an ed but i don’t look like it. also the dreaded “i have an ed” “oh, bed?” scenario lives in my brain rent free😭
