Imagine invading somewhere where the general public are willing to pick up a land mine without bothering to put their fucking cigs down.
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Sarmo ⚫️🟠
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Sarmo ⚫️🟠
@sarm0161
Rambler. Gambler. Rescue Dog Handler.
Moston, Manchester
Joined February 2012
- Anyone know how I can buy these great bunch of lads a pint?Dog rescued Ancoats
00:00 - I’ll be honest that’s took the shine right off winning 3 trophies in 10 days.Liverpool have more points than Manchester United did in their famed 1999 treble-winning campaign 👀
- Neville is only a few more games away from saying Solskjaer was offside in the Nou Camp live on air.
- All day every day you here about peoples cost of living, gas, electric, NI, VAT, fuel, rent, food and drink all going through the roof. Then the second fans don’t pay £60 for a ticket and £150 getting there they get slaughtered. Working man’s game eh.
00:00 - Without doubt the best bastard to ever play the game.
- And 100% of the game was spent waiting for your side to put one past him.4.81% of today’s game was spent waiting for David De Gea to take goal-kicks (10 goal kicks, 26 seconds average time per goal-kick).
- Maybe they’ll let you pick the opponent’s team next time you silly twatArne Slot: “We've seen Sesko play the last three, four five or six times, but they go to Liverpool they change the line-up. That's not the first where we've faced a team and they've done that.”
- Fucking hell. As good a goal as you’ll ever see.🎬❗️𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃: What a rocket from Darwin Nuñez while playing for Uruguay. He loves these! 🔥🎯
- The Ronaldo years were the greatest I’ve ever seen. Maybe he isn’t as good. But do you know what, if this puts a smile on the face of people who’ve had a fucking awful 18 months then that’s sound with me.
- Di Maria hasn’t had a bad day like that since those two 14 year old lads in Rockports from the Gas Board turned up to read his meter and left with everything he owned.
- Just remember. Your club would rather have these people in the ground than you.
- Jesse Lingard got me out of my seat more than Falcao, Schweinsteiger, Di Maria, Sanchez and Depay did collectively. Good luck to the lad.
- That’s some vaccine as mine are dead.First coronavirus vaccine jabs could start in just 21 days and mean grandparents are reunited with family at Christmas manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-m…
