"Nothing beats in-person interaction". Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.
Sam Whyte
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- Whoever's responsible for the Microsoft outage is getting fired anyway, so the smart thing to do would be knock Teams out for the day too and leave a hero.
- One time my dad's girlfriend tried to get him to see a hypnotist to quit smoking but he said he knew of a guy who recovered a memory under hypnosis and couldn't stop screaming. It took my sister to point out that he didn't, that was something that happened on The Simpsons.
- Your regular reminder that if you see someone stealing food, no you fuckin didn't.Government expected to announce shoplifting crackdown bbc.in/4bNlJDp
- "mental illness used to be the ups and downs of life" No, mental illness used to be your mum taking to her bed for 20 years with what was euphemistically called "nerves".
- So relieved my area's rough as fuck.
- That's because children see their peers falling over much more often.
- People snarkily asking why the homeless have mobile phones; it's because phones are really useful and they cost much less than a house.
- No need for that, he can just resign.Rishi Sunak says he is not opposed to assisted dying dlvr.it/T8MRWv
- Amazing that a load of alleged farmers went on their first protest and unwittingly exposed the fact they are mostly feudal Lords and have been since 1123.
- One of those little girls you claim to be doing this for was an immigrant.
- Remember Lorraine Kelly saying that her column in The Sun was the hardest thing she did and Sean Lock replying "what, morally?"
